They say that there’s someone out there for everyone, that there’s plenty of fish in the sea and that destiny brings people together.
But that’s all guff, right?
At Girlfriend Hire, we think that all of this fluffy stuff often doesn’t help those of us who find our mates picked off, one by one, by a cupid who seems set upon passing them by time and again.
These dating stats show that the singleton has never had it so tough…
1. 27% of 18-24 year olds, and 22% of 25-34 year olds have taken to online dating (Pew Research); but then there’s the high subscription fees and the pretty standard 100% of us who DREAD a first date where fate lies in the hands of some algorithm
There also the 400 questions on EHarmony to fill out before you so much as complete your registration (Statistic Brain). Phah… All that to be three times as likely to divorce if you do meet, and marry, someone through online dating (The Telegraph).
2. Lots of people (22% in fact) meet through work – which may mean you have to get back on that career ladder
22% of couples hook up through work – either meeting each other as colleagues, or as friends of colleagues; so if the pool of potentials has all dried up at your workplace, then you’ll want to consider looking for another job* [Daily News].
But for those lucky enough to couple up in the workplace, there’s a promising future – as more than any other way of meeting it offers the highest percentage of those who go on to marry (Daily Mail 2013).
* Just kidding – we’ve got a pretty awesome alternative to handing in your notice, which we’ll get onto after point three: otherwise known as the last nail in the coffin that is your love life.
3. 9 to 5’s kill the possibility of a love life
We face longer working weeks than ever before, with the average person putting in 1,647 hours of graft every single year (BBC 2012), which begs the question, if you don’t meet your partner through work – just where are you going to find the time outside of the office or warehouse to look elsewhere?
Wow. That’s all pretty depressing, right?
You’re probably pondering just how it is that normal people get to even consider meeting someone that comes anywhere close to a significant other, what with all of those hoops to jump through, challenges to overcome and the drudgery of the nine to five - day after day after day.
Guys, you should just fully commit to being that bloke that each of your mate’s girlfriends dislikes, who leads others astray and who’s terminally single.
And Girls… how about you go right on ahead, buy ten cats and a fusty old cardy – then you’ll be ready to self-declare yourself as a Cat Lady spinster today?
But wait, what if there were a way to overcome the nightmare that is traditional online dating? And what if we said that there’s a way to combine work with taking to the relationship market? Wouldn’t that be something? Well, we don’t like to boast, but that’s exactly what we’re all about.
Short on time?
We bet you are, what with all of those hours you put in working. If you haven’t got time to read the rest of this blog article (that, actually, may well be the most enlightening piece of anti-dating scene, pro meeting someone advice that you’ve ever come across) then we’ll understand.
In fact, we’re positively prepared for it - we’ve put together this nifty video – handy, eh?
Still with us? Good stuff. You’re about to be filled in with all the juicy details as to what Girlfriend Hire is, how we work and why you should forget about being forever alone or surrounded by only cats.
What is Girlfriend Hire?
Ok, let’s cut straight to the chase: Girlfriend Hire is a platform for young single men and women. It’s a meeting of the minds, a place where platforms collide and an online community where cupid doesn’t sling arrows, he connects his targets through services.
It’s a fresh new concept that’s well overdue. And here we tell you all about how we’re re-thinking, revolutionising and re-imagining this whole dating scene.
Who have we created Girlfriend Hire for?
Our members understand that in a world where dating websites are SO cliché, where meeting a partner through work is seemingly impossible only for them and working weeks squeeze our time to within an inch of its life, that a fresh approach is called for.
This is a platform for people who demand more than the traditional dating scene offers. Where people can connect naturally – with guys who require a skill and girls who can harness a platform that’s a little bit like a freelancing platform (only quite a bit better).
Who ISN’T Girlfriend Hire for?
Escort service? Whoa there Bucky, we don’t deal in those sort of services. This is one super shiny marketplace that’s as squeaky clean as it is innovative in re-designing how couples connect. We’re a meticulous bunch and, alongside our genius super nerd coders we’ve gone to great lengths to make Girlfriend Hire a safe place where members can connect securely.
This isn’t a marketplace for creeps, weirdos or pests.
This isn’t a breeding ground for online users who lurk in the shadows - Girlfriend Hire is completely transparent, with women who provide services and guys who simply get useful stuff done.
This is the modern answer to dating woes. A place where people can sell any service they imagine free from those plain dull freelancing sites. A platform where guys can purchase high quality services, and hopefully come across someone who they connect with.
We think that doing it this way makes sense, after all it overcomes the challenge of a longer working week with services that actually free up your time, as well as being a platform where couples can meet through work. Which – if we can point you up to the beginning of this blog tale, is something that is proven to lead to the most fruitful of relationships. Of course it also eradicates those seriously AWKARD messages that you’d come across on dating websites (as well as the ill-matched pairing that results in a nightmare blind date).
So, how does it work?
Getting started on Girlfriend Hire is super simple and seriously straightforward – and it’s all based on a process that, quite simply, helps people connect.
Here’s exactly how it works…
1. You register (you know, the usual type of things– put in a user name and email, click on the link that’s sent to your inbox… that sort of stuff).
2. Women – Post a service
Put together a Gig for $5 or more. We’ve got some great ideas for these in the next section.
3. Men – Browse and buy a service
From homework help to the putting together of a power point, anything that you’ll find on a freelancing site will be but a few clicks away. You can even get advice, it’s a pretty varied scene out there, so come on in, take a look around and see for yourself how talented our girl freelancers are.
4. Erm… that’s it actually. Sorry, where you expecting more? We told you it was simple, didn’t we?
Ready to get started? Let’s go
Girls… Here are some ideas to get you started upon the market place that combines the single scene, with the dating realm
Prepare for a freelancing platform that’s all together awesome when compared to the competition where the same old, same old is set to quickly become ever duller. Here are our brainwaves for services that will prove popular upon Girlfriend Hire.
1. Homework services (We all know that girls are smarter than boys, right?)
2. Design services (Yup… girls are also the more creative sex).
3. Marketing Gigs (OK, so this is a pretty equal realm – but then even male marketing big shots are going to need a little extra help every now and then).
4. Admin bits and pieces (Who knew that paperwork could translate to big bucks?)
5. Advice (Girls aren’t called the fairer sex for nothing… turns out this equals pretty balanced advice on everything from relationships to what to wear).
So, shall we begin?
Girlfriend Hire is set to revolutionise the realms of freelancing and online dating. And you could be amongst the earliest adopters, the true pioneers who discover a better way of doing business, of discovering dating and simply meeting likeminded people.
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